RGV Tour 2.0 Profiles

Here you will find the personalities of the RGV Tour 2.0. These are the golfers that breathe life into the Tour. Only the wise, the comical, and the tour tested RGV golfers will find themselves on these pages. These are not made up, these are actual quotes from the golfers of the RGV Tour.

“I will not stop until that record drops”
— Patrick Koenig
“Normal life will be forever disappointing after spending 2 weeks as a co-pilot on The RGV Tour”
— Erick Hoskinson
“I have hundreds of stories from Chili’s”
— Mac McCall - RGV VIP
“I have fulfilled my golf desires for the year.”
— Joe Garvey
“Look at that shot.. and that water tower.”
— Dennis Mertes
“Long & Strong”
— Mark Stuart
“I was hoping for the spa.”
— Gerrard
“This is one kinky par 3”
— Gerry on the 11th hole at Red Mountain Ranch
“I have never seen two men so excited to compare bent shafts.”
— Isaac Hall
“Hasselhoff is hot, but he is no Don Johnson.”
— Tracy Mehlman
“Hackers belong on the golf course, not on Twitter.”
— Ron Litteral, after the demise of my Twitter account.
“Oh Heeeey Guys”
— Evan Johnsen
“The secret to golf? Swing as hard as you possibly can.”
— Joey The Cat
“I am a reluctant golf girlfriend and a private citizen”
— Rachel Alcone
“I sent it on RGV Tour 1.0, so don’t be silly, of course I am gonna send it on 2.0.”
— Ben Garrett
“Being able to follow your rounds on the GGB app has been a lot of fun! I think they’re really on to something”
— unprompted and honest quote from tech mogul John Kennelly
“Do I golf?? No. I am Golf Scribe. I scribe.”
— World #1 ranked Golf Scribe, Jill Koenig
“What is your spaghetti policy?”
— Jon Haeling
“I am a +3.”
— Scarlett Schremmer after getting 2 shots a side from the boys.
“I promise I am not homeless.”
— Christian Velanoweth
“CHEESE and CRACKERS”
— Mac McCall after a particular poor golf shot.
“There is a chance that I am down to one nut after this one.”
— Mark Hurley... punching out from the trees.