— Dennis - After hitting a particularly impressive drive
“That was the truth today.”
— BA - on joining the RGV Tour
“I felt like I was at Augusta.”
— Erik - On the RGV Tour event at Calusa Pines
“My back may have been a worthless blob today, but I was not going to miss the RGV Tour.”
— Mark T
“When you travel for golf, you see just how many people share the same experiences you have. Amazingly, the people you meet and the places you discover seldom let you down. I don’t know anyone who ever regretted taking a golf trip.”
— Jay Revell
“I went par, par, bogie, then I made 11 birdies in a row.”
— Richard C.
“Just bounce it off that squirrel’s head.”
— Steve L. on course strategy
“I will miss the green Chromax.”
— John M. - on the loss of a golf ball
“The easiest way to shoot 95 is to birdie the first hole.”
— Mark the Caddy
“I hit a perfect 7 iron, high baby draw that landed softly and hit the right side of the pin and dropped.”
— Brandon Canesi - On his 2nd hole in one
“Awesome day, even though it was one thousand degrees.”
— Clint
“Got me with the pants wedged in there good.”
— Jimmy F
“I think I have dropped 4 shots off my handicap just by golfing with you guys today.”
— Unkl Ben
“The First Tee is a great organization that actually makes a real difference in these kid’s lives.”
— Pete
“I brought back up batteries. I wasn’t going to run out of vapor on the solstice.”
— Gavin
“I knew this was my moment. I stepped it up for the camera and knocked it right in!”
— Zack
“I only see in terms of 30 yard banana hooks.”
— Kevin
“I played that one 17 balls out to the right.”
— Ford
“Just put me down for a 6.”
— Ryan B.
“I only have 2 shirts that I can wear with these shoes.”
— Chris M.
“This selfie is going to be on the cover of your book.”
— Mike M
“I like to hit a pecker high 4 iron that chases all the way to the bottom.”
— Dan
“Beware of the clap.”
— Kevin
“Your name is Patrick also? That should be easy to remember.”
— Patrick
“I damaged my crotch pretty badly the other day on the diving board, but I wasn’t going to miss the RGV Tour.”
— Kevin
“I am donating $1 for every stroke I take today.”
— Andrew before donating $107 to the First Tee
“Unless you are on the RGV Tour, it can’t be Christmas every day.”
— Ed
“Every day you get another chance to hit a fairway. It is a great way to live... with a golf club in your hand.”
— Tom Coyne
“Lets go for 36.”
— Kevin
“247 yards up the hill, that should just be a pretty normal 3 iron.”
— Joseph Z
“The RGV Tour fulfilled my dreams of becoming a real tour player.”
— Chris M
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
— Al G. after a particular poor sequence of golf shots
“My life is again complete.”
— Mr Mayo on joining the RGV Tour for a second time.
“Patrick Koenig is a modern day renaissance man. He swings like Nicklaus, high kicks like Ralph Macchio and travels like Cousin Eddie.”
— Tom M.
“Might be slow today. We gotta play behind Bill Clinton and James Patterson.”
— Eric M.
“You are playing an insane amount of golf.”
— Ashley Mayo
“I am gonna pretend to say something hilarious and we will laugh wildly as Jeff takes our picture.”
— Patrick K.
“I had a 12.”
— Colby, when asked what his score was on the previous hole
“Colby had a 12.”
— Mark, when asked what his score was on the previous hole.
