My good friend, Joey The Cat turned 30 and decided to throw a tremendous beach rager out in Manzanita, Oregon. Part of this epic celebration would be the Joey The Cat Invitational. According to the billing, this would be the world's 178th most important golf tournament. In order to propertly kick off a tournament of this proportion, you need to have water balloons, a lot of friends, and you need to have those friends throw the water balloons at you while you tee off.
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As you can see, Joey The Cat's 30th was a rousing success and the tournament was only a portion of the festivities.
It takes a serious character and a great friend to pull off a celebration on this scale, and Joey certainly fits the bill.