When I first heard that the Wisconsin State Golf Association was hiring an intern to play 50 golf courses in 10 weeks, two things came to my mind.
1: 50 golf courses is a little low for 10 weeks.
2: I am too old to be an intern
I thought about it for several days and after realizing that I act like I am *25 anyways, I decided to put together an official Wisconsin State Golf Association internship resume.
* 25 with a high level of personal responsibility and self-motivation.
Patrick Koenig
Golf Blogger, Golf Photographer, Golf High Kicker, Cheese Eater
Qualifications
Photography and words have published in Golf Digest, GOLF Magazine, Golfers Journal, and countless other publications.
I once rolled a watermelon 311 yards down a fairway in Mexico.
I have repeatedly proclaimed the state of Wisconsin to be the greatest state for public golf in America.
Experience
Planned, organized, and executed a 365 day golf odyssey across America raising over $20k for The First Tee of Greater Seattle.
Ate the cheese curds for every meal during a 2018 visit to Sand Valley
Golfed 405 courses in 365 days with 793 people.
Executed photography and social media jobs at over 500 golf courses across the globe.
Played golf with Bill Murray.
Unique Skills
Golf high kicks have been rated in the top 2% of golf high kicks from 2017-Present.
Once received a DM on Instagram stating that I have “sick photography skills.”
I have been told by several people that I have a “good to very good” podcast voice.
Ability to create content and hole putts even in a downpour.
References
Ex wife will confirm that I love golf more than anyone else that could ever apply for this position.