For 3 days and 2 nights, I played golf and hung out with Lauren Pacheco, Stephanie Gibri and Claire Hogle at Rams Hill Golf Club in Borrego Springs, CA. While each one of these subjects is equally breathtaking and deserves its own dedicated post, I have decided to combine them all into one MEGA post.
Since there is a lot to cover and we want to keep things manageable, I have broken things down into list form. The girls were asked to submit 3 facts about themselves for presentation. They reluctantly submitted. I then added an additional 3 facts to keep things unbiased. I did the grunt work of digging up 6 dirty facts on Rams Hill.
Welcome to 6 things about Hogle, Pacheco, Gibri, and Rams Hill. If you know anything about math (6x4), you know that you have 24 facts coming in real hot. Brace yourselves, these Borrego Springs Beauties (BSB) model hard.
Lauren Pacheco
Instagram: @laurentpacheco
The soon to be famous Pachecamilo pose.
Lauren is a certified golf fitness and yoga specialist. I verified her flexibility by putting her in the Camilo Villegas Spider Man pose.
Lauren’s ping pong game is streaky. Lots of unforced errors, highlighted with moments of greatness.
Can only keep a straight face for about 30 seconds while modeling, eventually things will get weird.
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4. Lauren’s celebrity crush: Kevin James. Which gives us all hope.
5. Always carries meat sticks in her purse. I checked the purse in question and verified the presence of several meat sticks.
6. Once went to a party at Mley Cyrus’ house and ate all of her ice cream.
Pacheco is all smiles after canning a 2 foot bomb.
Golf is fun.
Claire claims that “she has only been hot for 3 years.” This apparent lack of hotness has forced her to develop a personality that is 70% fun loving, 25% boss lady, and only 5% terrifying.
Claire is smart. A quick glance of her CSU San Marcos golf profile immediately set off the “Nerd Alert.” I uncovered an excessive list of academic achievements.
Clair violently whips her hair around when modeling. It’s a great way to simulate wind while simultaneously warding off attackers.
Claire reps the Blue Tees rangefinder with Style
4. Favorite chip: Kettle cooked Honey Dijon. Surprisingly, not a chip to save par.
5. Loves to sing and dance. She is admittedly average at both. I verified that her singing skills are only average at best.
6. Once lost $200 to Patrick Koenig in a high stakes skins match. Patrick used the money to purchase Skittles.
Claire escapes the sand in her pleather hot shorts.
Like a true international woman of golf mystery, Stephanie has played golf in 13 countries.
Stephanie’s bunker face has been ranked in the “Top 10 fiercest bunker faces” for an impressive 127 weeks in a row.
Loves listening to serial killer podcasts. “It’s a great way to understand the intricacies of properly disposing of a body,” says Stephanie.
The par 5 13th is a fan favorite.
Stephanie displays here top ranked bunker face.
4. Stephanie turned pro in 2016, where she competed on the Cactus tour, NWGA tour, and LPGA MQs. So, there is a pretty good chance that she is going to take your money on the golf course.
5. Stephanie is a quick hand at Beyonce drop video editing. Her edits made all of our drops pop in the gram post below.
6. Built a DIY golf course on the top of her roof. When asked for comment Stephanie simply stated “Roof-top birdies just hit different.”
Stephanie’s “bunker face” peaked in 2018 with a #2 ranking.
In addition to the stunning views, Rams Hill Golf Club is freaking fun to play. With wide fairways, most golfers won’t lose many golf balls. Wide fairways, wide smiles.
The golf course was originally designed by Ted Robinson in 1983 as a 27 hole course. It was completely redesigned by Tom Fazio as a brand-new golf course in 2014 but then closed for three years during the economic downturn and opened again in 2017 under new management.
Rams Hill was the site of the inaugural Golfography Experience in 2020.
One of the old Ted Robinson holes. Each green was surrounded by 13 palm trees.
The watery 5th green.
Due to economic forces a lot of the real estate lots have remained undeveloped providing Rams Hill with a strong “middle of nowhere” vibe.
4. Just off of the 18th hole lies the members only Borrego Springs Yacht Club. The BSYC features a pirate bar, swanky vibe, and a short par 3 golf range with a water hazard where there are remote control yacht races. These girls modeled the yacht club extra hard.
5. There is a rumor that a second course at Rams Hill might be built. I demanded that it be built immediately and even offered to start digging.
6. There is an option to ‘stay and play’ at Rams Hill. Claire, Lauren, & Stephanie highly recommend the House on the Hill option.
That’s 6x4 = 24 wrap.
