According to the internet, golfers spent around $1 billion in 2020 on golf apparel. In 2023, they spent around $3 billion. Clearly, the golf world is on fire with cool new golf brands doing cool new things. With significant new growth and evolution over the past decade, one thing is certain, you gotta be 100% radical to hang in the game.
This is exactly why the folks over at Breakfast Balls have decided to start making golf polos. They have officially been “pjkoenig certified” as radical. Over the course of my record setting RGV Tour, I wore nothing but Breakfast Balls apparel and the results were spectacular. Feast your eyes on these selfie gems.
Captain America? More like Captain Golf man.
Pezzola joins the tour in Florida. Breakfast Balls Wiener dog polo fires on all cylinders.
Ron Swanson polo dominates the landscape.
72 holes at Doral in the Shark polo.
Breakfast Balls tackles Sawgrass with Len Mattiace.
Golfing Alabama with Bubba from Swamp People.
After passing a strict quality control process, the Breakfast Balls lineup was officially recognized as the official apparel provider of the RGV Tour. Here is a quick list of the criteria used.
Attraction: Turns heads and demand compliments.
Confidence: Bold designs that inspire high levels of self assuredness.
Satisfaction: Polos that give you the gratification of knowing that you are the snazziest looking fella on the golf course.
Model Quality: Appropriate attire for an elite level world class model.
Versatility: A wide range of options that fit the vibe for any given golf challenge.
#1 Golf Girlfriend, Rachel Alcone, warms up the golf party with the Michael Scott Paper Company polo.
I holed out for eagle on 18 on the day that I celebrated 18 years of sobriety. Happy Gilmore polo approves.
I survived this “Mac Attack” in my Star Wars polo.
Stone cold stunning in the flower party polo
Captain America pullover with Paige.
St Louis gets a taste of the Breakfast Balls flower style.
As the tour rolled on, Breakfast Balls kept the hits coming. They are constantly coming out with fresh styles and hot new designs. Here is a quick lineup of my all time favorite Breakfast Balls collections.
The Office - Dwight’s beat farm and the Michael Scott Paper Company
Happy Gilmore - I eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast
NASA - If you don’t like space I am gonna punch you in the face.
Batman - If you can be Batman… be Batman… always be Batman.
Jurassic Park - Hold onto your butts.
The Pasatiempo pullover party.
The Big League Chew polo visits Deer Ridge.
Spider Man polo returns to Arizona.
The Arnold Palmer polo.
Surviving the golf jungle with the Jurassic Park Polo.
Classic pattern pairs well with the Mustache at Pelican Hill.
Rando Macho Man Savage rocks Riv.
The Joke polo makes an appearance.
Tyson, sister, and Rocco’s Modern Life at La Costa.
The Breakfast Balls polos bring a unique sense of fun and style to the course, but how do they fit? Are they actually quality golf polos?
Fit: A relaxed modern cut that isn’t restrictive or super tight anywhere.
Vibe: The polo is shorter so you can wear it untucked. Use only if you want to issue the “I don’t give a damn” vibe.
Material: Polyamide / spandex blend: Durable, stretchy and wickable.
NASA touches down in Minneapolis
Minnesota golf runs deep at Dellwood. Batman / pullover combo.
One of the final rounds before the world record went down. Crisp cool CO weather required QZ.
Pablo Picasso more like Patrick Picasso.
The Jetsons collection hits the swamps of South Carolina.
Bomb Pops and Freedom with a rowdy Chicago crew.
As the tour marched forward and the record drew closer, I was tasked with the challenging prospect of chosing what I was going to wear on the record setting day. As a Breakfast Balls polo expert, I decided to go with “Bomb Pops and Freedom.” Without freedom, friends, and ice cream none of this would have been possible.
After playing 580 different 18 hole courses in 365 days and setting a new world record, what could I possibly do next? The answer… play more golf. Fortunately, the Breakfast Balls crew has me covered with life after the tour.
Les Garland co founded MTV. He joins the party golf party in LA. I wore the ‘Zona collection.
The Sun of a Beach Invitational at Monarch Beach was a rousing success. I went Happy Gilmore for the special occasion.